eyotapern

(Disclaimer: This story is meant to be comedic and not to be taken seriously at all.  A couple parts may seem really rude and uncalled for but they're just poking fun, they're not my actual views.) It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.  It was the darkest and saddest and least pony-like of times, yet this is still a story about ponies.  Sad, brooding ponies doing depressing things and having pastel pony intercourse and probably maiming and/or killing each other for no fathomable reason and lots of other things you'd imagine when thinking of the title "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". I mean, that's what you want, right?